What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?